Please Read Before You Schedule
Your Appointment
Cancellation Policy

All Appointments must be cancelled within 24 hours of your scheduled appointment. If you do not cancel within 24 hours, you will be charged full price.

Multiple Appointments

Scheduling multiple appointments within a week is against our policy. You will be charged full price if more than 1 appointment is booked within this time frame. If you book an appointment under your name for another person, you will be responsible for that charge. If you need to book more than 1 appointment within a weeks time, please call the salon to book the additional appointment.

Vouchers/Packages

Vouchers and Packages can only be used in the location they were purchased for or in. Please make sure you only book your appointment in the location that is listed on your voucher or in the location you purchased your package. If any appointment is made with a voucher for another salon location, you will be charged full price for your tan.

IMPORTANT:

When you are scheduling your tan online and have a voucher, make sure you choose the Voucher company name in the
section where you have to choose your tan
example: Gilt single tan, Gilt 2 pack
next, make sure you enter the voucher code.

All clients,must enter a valid credit card number in order to schedule an appointment. Even if you have a package or voucher.
Once you enter your voucher information, you will only be charged tax on that voucher.( $1.12 per session).
If you have a package, the system will recognize that and will not charge you.

In order to book an appointment with us, you must create an online account with full name, phone number, email address and credit card information,. If you have difficulty doing this, we can help you over the phone.
Once you schedule your appointment, you will receive an email confirmation.

Schedule Appointment at UES
Please Read Before You Schedule
Your Appointment
Cancellation Policy

All Appointments must be cancelled within 24 hours of your scheduled appointment. If you do not cancel within 24 hours, you will be charged full price.

Multiple Appointments

Scheduling multiple appointments within a week is against our policy. You will be charged full price if more than 1 appointment is booked within this time frame. If you book an appointment under your name for another person, you will be responsible for that charge. If you need to book more than 1 appointment within a weeks time, please call the salon to book the additional appointment.

Vouchers/Packages

Vouchers and Packages can only be used in the location they were purchased for or in. Please make sure you only book your appointment in the location that is listed on your voucher or in the location you purchased your package. If any appointment is made with a voucher for another salon location, you will be charged full price for your tan.

IMPORTANT:

When you are scheduling your tan online and have a voucher, make sure you choose the Voucher company name in the
section where you have to choose your tan
example: Gilt single tan, Gilt 2 pack
next, make sure you enter the voucher code.

All clients,must enter a valid credit card number in order to schedule an appointment. Even if you have a package or voucher.
Once you enter your voucher information, you will only be charged tax on that voucher.( $1.12 per session).
If you have a package, the system will recognize that and will not charge you.

In order to book an appointment with us, you must create an online account with full name, phone number, email address and credit card information,. If you have difficulty doing this, we can help you over the phone.
Once you schedule your appointment, you will receive an email confirmation.

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Brazil Bronze bikini diet….

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

Everyone at Brazil Bronze has gone crazy for our new found diet craze….The Reset diet. It is a five day cleanse where you drink three shakes at breakfast lunch and dinner, then you get two nutrition bars for in between snacks and eat these huge buckets of vitamins in the morning and evening. The weight just falls off you. You can also eat a little bit of fruit and vegetables too so it is not that difficult to stick to – also because it is only five days long you can do it during the weekend and have some flexibility on the weekends.

The thing I find very cute is that lots of wives and girlfriends do the diet – and a couple of days later we get a call ordering it for the husband or boyfriend.

Most people lose about five pounds during the five days and if you want to stick with the program you can order more of the shakes and bars to replace one or two meals. The reason I have been so impressed by the program is because, whenever I tried to do something like this before, I was just miserable, shakey, hungry and depressed and never lasted past the first day – on this I feel real energized and flower fresh. I actually was never really a big vitamin taker before – but because I felt so good on this program I decided to order the vitamins separately to keep taking.

The company that makes this diet is called USANA and apparently they have won all these awards for having the highest grade of vitamins … and I do believe it. For example I used to take over the counter melatonin to help me go to sleep in a 10 mg dosage and it didn’t work that well. Then I switched to the USANA melatonin that is only 2mg and I have been sleeping like a baby. They also have this amazing probiotic that comes in a little packet that you add to water. Probiotics are amazing for your digestive health and for keeping your whole immune system in check. Most of us who have been doing the diet have been also taking the probiotic too…..regularity is a bikini wearers best friend….

So – spring is right around the corner. It probably will remain freezing for months – but psychologically, trying to get into shape for those happy, sunny, bikini wearing days – gives me hope.  Let us know if you have any great diet tips that are really working for you…..we all want to look and feel our very best.

Sex and spray tanning…

Monday, March 8th, 2010

I have to tell you that since I started spray tanning I have had some quite interesting peeps in windows of the landscape of American sexual behaviour. Let me tell you, people tell me some pretty interesting stuff.

In case any members of my family are reading (my two main readers being my father and my cat) get off line now.

Now to me – it would seem pretty obvious that if you have just gotten a spray tan, you have the mist of bronzer on you, self tanner is developing on your skin – you should curb yourself from the overwhelming desire to rub yourself up and down against another human being or a pair of white sheets. It is quite obvious that you are going to get the self tanner on the other person.

I had one upper east side dame call me infuriated that her husband had accidently completely tanned his head during some night time under the covers safari.

Another really smart client confided in me that see had designed a cheetah body suit with a hole cut out, so that if the need for the horizontal mambo became so insatiable that it couldn’t be deferred 6 hours – she was perfectly equipped to deal with whatever “came up” in a hygenic yet suitably cheeky manner. Perhaps we should sell her design with all our other “after- tan care products”?

A really sweet southern belle actually asked me what she should do if her husband “pulled a move on her”? This really cracked me up, I couldn’t imagine that within the structure of a marriage you would not be able to gently say to your partner “not tonight Josephine, my spray tan is developing…but I’m gonna look really hot tomorrow night.” Not in that southern marriage. She came up with a whole deflection method with a very involved scenario about how she was not going to get to the meat and potatoes of sex but how she would fob him off with an appetizer. And then I had to have a vision of that whole proceedings going on in my own head for about two days….this is why shrinks get paid a hell of a lot more than spray tanners.

I have one really embarrassing self tanning story that actually happened to me. It is not to do with sex – but seems appropriate for this particular blog. My daughter was a little tiny baby and I guess got a little too close to me while nursing during the night. the next day I had to get up bright and early to board the Hampton Jitney to head for a weekend in South Hampton. In the flurry of morning packing I guess I didn’t look too closely at my baby – but in the bright summer noonday sun, as I was waiting on some packed corner of Third Avenue, I glanced down at my child and inadvertantly screamed. It looked as if I, queen spray tanner of NYC, had took it upon myself to spraytan a tiny infant. My tiny daughter was tan from head to toe from sleeping squashed up against me. At that exact moment some wretched woman who might have been a clone of Elaine from Seinfeld, uttered (at the top of her lungs) “Oh my god – someone has spray tanned their baby!” I am normally quite calm and even tempered, but I think I took her birkenstock and shoved it, in its entirety, up her nostril.

And so – as my parting message – my spray tanning sermon on the mount for the week – please learn a humble lesson. Be careful where you put your second hand spray tan.