So Oprah is having a contest to find someone to host a new show on her network. This was my submission:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwOXptyQCvs

I hope you will take a second to look at it. Sadly I don’t think the Oprah producers liked it. In my first submission I mentioned that ‘Life can sometimes bite you in the arse” and perhaps that is not wholesome or family minded? Or perhaps it was the sight of me doing Burlesque Bikini Bootcamp in my metallic pink spandex shorts? Anyway – I hope that all my lovely spray tan customers and friends will take a glance and get a kick out of it. One of these days I will either be discovered or institutionalized….it’s anyone’s bet which could happen first